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Um...yeah. So I had to Heimlich my mom this morning. She choked on her vitamins. She's fine, but I'm freaking the fuck out.

And, to really show that my mother is kinda the queen of the inappropriate comment, as soon as she could breathe again she croaked, "Vitamins aren't that good for you."

If you'll excuse me, I have to go curl up in a fetal position for a few minutes...

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I guess she wasn't technically choking since she could kind of wheeze and get a tiny bit of air, but she would've passed out soon...But yeah, what you said. No fun at all.

Still, I've gotta say, despite the situation, I lol'd at the comment. You know your character is intact when you can joke in the face of death, or at least incapacitation.

Yeah, that's basically my family's creed.

Oh, I laughed too, but I tend to laugh semi-/hysterically in stressful situations. First time dad went into the hospital I started giggling and had to leave the room...Not even remotely funny.